Oh - I'm not looking for romance! That kind of thing still scares me, no offense to you. I'm sure you'd be a lovely girlfriend to the person you like.

[Equally, Evangeline has to be clear right away about what she's here for.]

If you really don't mind, then I'll for sure give it a kiss. It wouldn't be the first entity I've kissed that couldn't kiss back - this one at least has lips and a mouth, that's a step up.