Naw, naw, you gotta look at it through the goofy lens of a movie -
I'd be riskin' myself, jumpin' in to save ya; that always gets the hero some line like "Are ya stupid? I can handle myself!"
Or some shit like that.

I'm thinkin', like, back of the store, on clearance action movie, here. 'Cause, y'know... ain't like I'd actually ever need to hop in like that?
You actually can handle yourself.

[Because she's like, powerful? And strong? And smart??
(And pretty, and friendly, and smells nice, and--)]