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🎨 you were only waiting for this moment to arrive
WHO: people!!
WHAT: arts festival
WHEN: late apr! forward dated a couple of days
WHERE: amberfall
WARNINGS: none for now!
Introduction
Welcome one and all toooooo the Titanic Dome!
This year's arts festival is a lot more ambitious than last year's, what with its giant venue that can house most of Ellipsa's population! Just like last year's, it is a festival by otherworlders for otherworlders, but it's definitely garnered a lot of attention that locals have come, too.
Despite it being a venue for fighting and combat and whatnot, the hallways that line the arenas are definitely prime areas for putting up booths and exhibits. Of course, the won't just be used for fighting this time around, too! It's definitely a creative way of using the venue. Granted, it's a little farther from the city as people do have to teleport to access the area, but what's a little adventure? Everyone is guaranteed safety here despite it being in the middle of two segments as there's security around, so even civilians and those local to Ellipsa have come to enjoy the festivities.
Everyone who participates is given a nice paper arm band like what people are made to put on in amusement parks. The bands aren't something everyone is required to wear, at least, and they can even stop by the booth nearby and decorate their arm bands! Show your support of your favourite fighter, or maybe you're a fan of one of the performers? Either way, it's definitely a good way to show you're on someone's side!
Food, Talents, and Exhibits
🎵 As otherworlders enter the dome, they'll be greeted with the sights of various booths and aromas of the bustling food stalls, some run by familiar faces you might know. Ayaka and Yoimiya have made sure there's plenty of food for visitors to eat while they walk around and partake in the festivities. From barbeque burgers and hotdogs to taco stands, to dumplings of all varieties, never-ending desserts and drinks, a plethora of goodies await those who are hungry. There's even a ramen food truck and for the more brave souls who wish to take on a challenge, featured on the menu is an appropriately named, devil's ramen. Nearby is a taiyaki ice cream stand for those who need to cool off their scorched tongues.
One of the main attractions is the talent showcased by the otherwordlers themselves. Strewn across the park are various stalls and art exhibits. A blacksmith booth with samples and sketches of all sorts of weapons is run by Jean. Works of art from Mary, Tau, Albedo, Kaeya, Jinhai, Rapunzel, and dioramas from Caster are featured. There are also other fun stalls such as magical face painting from Jinhai, and a crafts booth run by Rapunzel who is also giving out complimentary cupcakes. (While supplies last!) Come visit and have a chat with everyone while you admire their works if they happen to be around.
Inside the arena proper sits a dazzling stage stage for everyone to come watch the talents. Like last year, Ren Jinguji takes on the role of host, introducing everyone, hosting games, and even performing himself! All of the performers are stars in their own rights, showcasing their singing, acting, dancing, and instrumental capabilities. Pull up a chair or blanket, and come watch some showstopping performances! Everyone has worked so hard to make this a fun, joyous occasion.
Talent scouts, as well as other professionals native to Ellipsa, are present during the festival, as well. Any performers, if they do well? May end up being approached by these people at some point, and be given an opportunity to go big in the future!
Tournament
The schedule of festivities can be found via pamphlets and in various social media platforms. There are also screens around the dome that show what event is happening now and what event will happen soon!
The Flower Cup games all happen at the start of the tournament, on the first day. Each game is done one after the other, where contestants either line up on stage for the push-ups contest or down on the ground of the arena itself for the animal transformation race. These games serve as a warm-up for the audience to get their blood pumping and for their competitive spirits to light up!
After that, some talents are asked to come up on stage, whether it's a group acting a lighthearted romcom, playing the lyre, singing songs, or performing a "magic" show! Entertainment is at is finest–where so many forms of art come together to make people happy and inspire them. And after half of the talents that have signed up perform, Ren gets back on stage to announce that the Tournament is about to begin!
It's the Seasons Cup first before the Rainbow Cup, and it's towards nighttime that the Rainbow Cup actually happens. What's more, only the eliminations happen on the first day, creating so much hype and suspense for the following day.
Because of how big the tournament has become, many locals have even formed fanclubs of the participants. It hasn't even been a couple of hours, and there are already all kinds of merch of the participants that can be found in the various booths around the dome! Is that a body pillow cover of Hijikata?! Wait- is that E'kayan's face on a mug? Hang on! There are posters of Minato already?! People sure do work fast… There are even a bunch of very muscular men in speedos jogging around the arena come nighttime, all cheering for their Lovely Miss Yoimiya! People are going crazy for just about everybody who's come up on to fight, that much is for certain!
Come the second day of the festival though, more talents take the stage once more, some with their guitar, some with just their own equipment to sing and dance, and some to even eat a giant chicken! There are so many more acts prepared for the second day and everyone is hype for it! But what is more hype is the grand finale for the Seasons Cup and the Rainbow Cup.
Someone might have even rented a blimp just to drive a message by to cheer for Tartaglia! And let's not forget the one fan who's been distributing free bananas as a tribute to MK for the finals…
Of course, the participants do! Not! Disappoint! From day one until the last day of the festival, everyone has fought so well and has displayed so much showmanship. Right before dinner time, Ayaka comes on stage for the first time, introduces herself, and awards the champions and runner-ups with their trophy and a flower crown to wear. Prize money are credited to their accounts by the end of the week.
Before anyone can go, though…? There's still the closing ceremony to spectate!
Festival End
In Naganohara Yoimiya fashion, a festival is never complete without a barrage of fireworks. Together with Tartaglia, the two have prepared a dazzling light show to close off the festival with a bang. A series of fireworks representing each of the seasons start things off, pink sakura petals for spring, yellow suns for summer, red maple leaves for autumn, and blue snowflakes for winter. Next, star shaped meteors blitz across the sky, a representation of the otherwordlers who came from distant worlds. And last but certainly not least, the couple finishes off the show with a swarm of their signature mini goldfish and narwhals that swim around in the sky together until they explode into a beautiful array of orange and blue. Another exciting year for the Arts Festival has come to pass, one that is sure to be filled with fun memories.
Now that festivities have shimmered down, the organisers begin the clean up and the stall owners make their preparations to go home and close up. If you have some time to spare, feel free to lend a hand. The dome is still open to those who just want to wind down for the evening, various tables and chairs around the corridors for resting.
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(( OOC: Thank you all for participating in the arts festival! The prompts are more general than they are specific, so please feel free to make up just about anything with regard to the various booths that one can find, as well as other things happening in the festival! Feel free to ask any questions here and I'll get to them as soon as I'm able! ))
WHAT: arts festival
WHEN: late apr! forward dated a couple of days
WHERE: amberfall
WARNINGS: none for now!
Introduction
Welcome one and all toooooo the Titanic Dome!
This year's arts festival is a lot more ambitious than last year's, what with its giant venue that can house most of Ellipsa's population! Just like last year's, it is a festival by otherworlders for otherworlders, but it's definitely garnered a lot of attention that locals have come, too.
Despite it being a venue for fighting and combat and whatnot, the hallways that line the arenas are definitely prime areas for putting up booths and exhibits. Of course, the won't just be used for fighting this time around, too! It's definitely a creative way of using the venue. Granted, it's a little farther from the city as people do have to teleport to access the area, but what's a little adventure? Everyone is guaranteed safety here despite it being in the middle of two segments as there's security around, so even civilians and those local to Ellipsa have come to enjoy the festivities.
Everyone who participates is given a nice paper arm band like what people are made to put on in amusement parks. The bands aren't something everyone is required to wear, at least, and they can even stop by the booth nearby and decorate their arm bands! Show your support of your favourite fighter, or maybe you're a fan of one of the performers? Either way, it's definitely a good way to show you're on someone's side!
Food, Talents, and Exhibits
🎵 As otherworlders enter the dome, they'll be greeted with the sights of various booths and aromas of the bustling food stalls, some run by familiar faces you might know. Ayaka and Yoimiya have made sure there's plenty of food for visitors to eat while they walk around and partake in the festivities. From barbeque burgers and hotdogs to taco stands, to dumplings of all varieties, never-ending desserts and drinks, a plethora of goodies await those who are hungry. There's even a ramen food truck and for the more brave souls who wish to take on a challenge, featured on the menu is an appropriately named, devil's ramen. Nearby is a taiyaki ice cream stand for those who need to cool off their scorched tongues.
One of the main attractions is the talent showcased by the otherwordlers themselves. Strewn across the park are various stalls and art exhibits. A blacksmith booth with samples and sketches of all sorts of weapons is run by Jean. Works of art from Mary, Tau, Albedo, Kaeya, Jinhai, Rapunzel, and dioramas from Caster are featured. There are also other fun stalls such as magical face painting from Jinhai, and a crafts booth run by Rapunzel who is also giving out complimentary cupcakes. (While supplies last!) Come visit and have a chat with everyone while you admire their works if they happen to be around.
Inside the arena proper sits a dazzling stage stage for everyone to come watch the talents. Like last year, Ren Jinguji takes on the role of host, introducing everyone, hosting games, and even performing himself! All of the performers are stars in their own rights, showcasing their singing, acting, dancing, and instrumental capabilities. Pull up a chair or blanket, and come watch some showstopping performances! Everyone has worked so hard to make this a fun, joyous occasion.
Talent scouts, as well as other professionals native to Ellipsa, are present during the festival, as well. Any performers, if they do well? May end up being approached by these people at some point, and be given an opportunity to go big in the future!
Tournament
The schedule of festivities can be found via pamphlets and in various social media platforms. There are also screens around the dome that show what event is happening now and what event will happen soon!
The Flower Cup games all happen at the start of the tournament, on the first day. Each game is done one after the other, where contestants either line up on stage for the push-ups contest or down on the ground of the arena itself for the animal transformation race. These games serve as a warm-up for the audience to get their blood pumping and for their competitive spirits to light up!
After that, some talents are asked to come up on stage, whether it's a group acting a lighthearted romcom, playing the lyre, singing songs, or performing a "magic" show! Entertainment is at is finest–where so many forms of art come together to make people happy and inspire them. And after half of the talents that have signed up perform, Ren gets back on stage to announce that the Tournament is about to begin!
It's the Seasons Cup first before the Rainbow Cup, and it's towards nighttime that the Rainbow Cup actually happens. What's more, only the eliminations happen on the first day, creating so much hype and suspense for the following day.
Because of how big the tournament has become, many locals have even formed fanclubs of the participants. It hasn't even been a couple of hours, and there are already all kinds of merch of the participants that can be found in the various booths around the dome! Is that a body pillow cover of Hijikata?! Wait- is that E'kayan's face on a mug? Hang on! There are posters of Minato already?! People sure do work fast… There are even a bunch of very muscular men in speedos jogging around the arena come nighttime, all cheering for their Lovely Miss Yoimiya! People are going crazy for just about everybody who's come up on to fight, that much is for certain!
Come the second day of the festival though, more talents take the stage once more, some with their guitar, some with just their own equipment to sing and dance, and some to even eat a giant chicken! There are so many more acts prepared for the second day and everyone is hype for it! But what is more hype is the grand finale for the Seasons Cup and the Rainbow Cup.
Someone might have even rented a blimp just to drive a message by to cheer for Tartaglia! And let's not forget the one fan who's been distributing free bananas as a tribute to MK for the finals…
Of course, the participants do! Not! Disappoint! From day one until the last day of the festival, everyone has fought so well and has displayed so much showmanship. Right before dinner time, Ayaka comes on stage for the first time, introduces herself, and awards the champions and runner-ups with their trophy and a flower crown to wear. Prize money are credited to their accounts by the end of the week.
Before anyone can go, though…? There's still the closing ceremony to spectate!
Festival End
In Naganohara Yoimiya fashion, a festival is never complete without a barrage of fireworks. Together with Tartaglia, the two have prepared a dazzling light show to close off the festival with a bang. A series of fireworks representing each of the seasons start things off, pink sakura petals for spring, yellow suns for summer, red maple leaves for autumn, and blue snowflakes for winter. Next, star shaped meteors blitz across the sky, a representation of the otherwordlers who came from distant worlds. And last but certainly not least, the couple finishes off the show with a swarm of their signature mini goldfish and narwhals that swim around in the sky together until they explode into a beautiful array of orange and blue. Another exciting year for the Arts Festival has come to pass, one that is sure to be filled with fun memories.
Now that festivities have shimmered down, the organisers begin the clean up and the stall owners make their preparations to go home and close up. If you have some time to spare, feel free to lend a hand. The dome is still open to those who just want to wind down for the evening, various tables and chairs around the corridors for resting.
(( OOC: Thank you all for participating in the arts festival! The prompts are more general than they are specific, so please feel free to make up just about anything with regard to the various booths that one can find, as well as other things happening in the festival! Feel free to ask any questions here and I'll get to them as soon as I'm able! ))
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[He'd already decided on a spicy traditional but pineapple soda isn't something he's had before, so why not? He waits patiently for their order to be prepared, grabbing their drinks out of the cooler next to the register before he catches his girlfriend staring at some strangers who already have their food. Ajax lightly bumps himself into her side to get her attention.
Girl, you're drooling again...]
Hungry?
[He gives her a knowing look- caught in 4K, Yoimiya!]
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The playful jab to her side draws out an airy giggle out of her. Probably should wipe away the drool before the couple gives her a strange look and she does so, by wiping her lips with the back of her hand. Bless her boyfriend for saving her from looking like a drooly monster. ]
Hehe, you caught me!
[ Nothing gets past the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, especially his girlfriend's growling tummy. ]
I haven't eaten much since breakfast this morning. Between the running around and the tournament, I got so excited and kinda forgot.
[ And now her stomach is angry at her, yelling at her to sink her teeth into a good meal. ]
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Good thing I'm here to make sure you eat, [he chides her lightly.
But he's also really not surprised- she's got a lot going on here at the festival, but he also doesn't want his hardworking Yoimiya to work herself too hard.]
A warrior should never let themselves get so worn down that their stomach makes noises like that, haha. Come on, let's see if our food is done yet before those innocent bystanders think you're about to come over and eat their own lunch in front of their eyes.
[He lightly tugs on her arm to turn back towards the counter so they can wait for their own food, which is almost done anyway. It's being wrapped up as they speak.]
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Sir, yes, sir!
[ With an extra emphasis on sir because in her mind, he is an absolute 10/10 sir. She playfully salutes him, merrily giggling as she happily takes the proffered drink. ]
You're right, I should have been eating at least some snacks on the side but I got swept up in all of the excitement. I'll be sure to make it up to my tummy by gorging out to my heart's content.
[ No doubt she'll be craving some dessert even after eating these giant pasties! Yoimiya is quick to follow him, enticed by the delicious aroma pouring out of the stall. While their meal is being wrapped up, she opens up the bottle of soda to take a quick swig. This is her first time trying pineapple soda and she's already enamored with the flavor, it tastes just like the fruit. ]
Oh, this is really good! It's got the perfect balance of sweet and tart.
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Though his expression changes to that of being exasperated, he still smiles despite it. She doesn't need to call him sir or salute him, she's not Fatui, plus he knows she's being a little dirty about it on top of it. But it's still cute, and she's cute, so she's always going to be forgiven no matter what she does. Unfair in all ways!
Sighing, he retrieves their food from the counter, turning around with the food in his hands as she's drinking her soda.]
Good, now I can't wait to try mine. Here, [he says as he hands her her pasty,] don't gorge yourself so much that you get sick, hahaha...
[Now he's imagining her eating it as fast as she can and regretting it immediately afterwards. Note to self- don't challenge her to an eating contest now, it probably won't end well.]
Or else I'll have to carry you over my shoulder back home. That won't be a comfortable ride.
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Now it's her turn to give her boyfriend a look. Carrying her over his shoulder like a potato sack... wow! Does he seriously not trust her stomach that much??? THE BETRAYAL. ]
Hey! At least give me the princess treatment and carry me in your arms.
[ But no matter, IT'S CHOW TIME! And Yoimiya can no longer hold herself back. She munches down like a happy little hamster living her best life. ]
Mm! Delicious! The filling tastes so good with the cheese and peppers.
[ nom nom nom nom nom ]
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And give you an opportunity to taste this twice not only all over yourself, but me as well? Not a chance.
[He snorts in amusement, taking another bite of his pasty before washing it down with the pineapple soda. Man, this is another reason why he likes festivals so much. Delicious food you can't normally get anywhere else.
Tartaglia begins to lead her away from the stall though- the can walk and eat while they go and check out more stuff. There's a section of the booths he hasn't gone towards yet, and no stone should be left unturned when it comes to a culture festival.]
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She's having the time of her life but then, that snort earns him a blonde hamster puffing out her cheeks at him. ]
Well! [ HUFFS ] That's okay, I'll be perfectly fine and able to walk on my own. I don't need you to carry me anyway.
[ Naganohara Yoimiya is a strong independent woman who don't need no man to carry her. Because now, her competitive streak is burning with determination to prove him wrong. She manages to slow down on her noms, just to prove she won't be puking on him!! As always, she feels the need to be competitive with him LOL.
Once they turn the corner to explore the booths, she's a little less huffy while admiring all the wares. There are stalls filled to the brim with cute plushies, homemade jewelry, and what looks like... comic books? ]
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[He hadn't meant for his teasing to actually get her to slow down while eating, but he won't poo poo it. Besides, what he really got was to get her to be all huffy and defiant with him- it's kind of adorable and he won't lie to himself about it.
But that's all forgotten now that they've discovered more booths that haven't been explored yet, with Childe getting pulled over to the jewelry that immediately catches his eye. Some of the earrings are really nice, and he can already spot a necklace he'd definitely enjoy for some of his outfits. Tartaglia's chewing thoughtfully on another bite of his pasty, wondering if the person running the booth has matching jewelry for both himself and Yoimiya...sounds cute to him.
What he doesn't notice is the "comic books" in another section of the booths, clearly marked for adults only...]
Hey, Yoimiya, I want to check some of this jewelry out, so don't wait up for me, okay? Come get me if you find something you like, though.
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[ Without missing a beat, she immediately makes a beeline to the plush booth, the cute fuzzy critters caught her eye a mile away and she's been dying to see them up close. They're all so adorable with their black dot eyes and round shapes, it's so tempting to take all of them home. But eventually, she settles on a plush goldfish keychain for herself and a narwhal for Ajax. Matching keychains with him sounds too cute to pass up.
Now with her purchase tucked away in a paper bag, she heads over to the "comic book" stall next, failing to notice the adults only sign. Some of the compromising covers raise alarm bells in her head but it's only when she notices her boyfriend on a few of them that really gets those alarm bells ringing.
Can this possibly fit? What a strange title but at this point, she's gotta know. And so, she picks up one of the books and begins reading.
In the span of 0.5 seconds, Yoimiya's jaw is practically on the ground at what she's reading. WHY IS THERE PORN OF HER BOYFRIEND??? AND HOW DID THEY ACCURATELY DRAW HIS DICK???? ]
THE WAY I LAUGHED HAHAHAHA
The problem is, he'd run into Jinwoo earlier in the day...and recognizes the R-18 warning posted before walking back there. Tartaglia stops dead in his tracks, eyes widening with fear to see there's yet another booth that's selling some unsavory stuff. He hopes that what's over here doesn't have any of him, and he gulps as he proceeds back into the section.
It doesn't take too long to see Yoimiya bent over one such book, looking like she's reading it with a focused intent, and Childe can feel himself start to sweat. It doesn't even bother him that she's looking at what he knows is porn, he's more worried about having to explain to her why such porn of him exists. How could he possibly explain it to her? He doesn't even understand it himself.
Please don't be of me, please don't be of me...]
H-Hey, Yoimiya, whatcha got there?
[THE SMOOTHEST WAY TO GET HER ATTENTION. YES.]
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The calm before the storm. ]
Oh, nothing much. Just wondering...
[ Taking a deep breath, she finally turns around to face him with the comic book wide open and all of his drawn lewd glory. ]
WHY IS THERE A PORN COMIC ABOUT YOU?!
[ THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST WAY OF ASKING. YUP. ]
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Yoimiya! You didn't have to shout that to the entire world, you know!
[He's hissing this at her as he looks around to see how much of a scene she might of made. There's a few people who are turning their heads and giving him a look. He can feel the humiliation burning in his face, as this is not the kind of stir he likes to cause.]
Can you put that down so we can get out of here? Look, I don't know much about it myself, but we can talk about it somewhere private.
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I'm sorry! I was in such a state of shock, I couldn't help myself.
[ A lot of people are staring. Some girl is yelling about porn comics at her boyfriend and said boyfriend is trying to get his girlfriend to hush. Yeah, they totally deserve these stares. This might not be the kind of chaos he likes causing but they certainly did manage to stir up trouble. ]
Y-Yeah, let's get out of here and talk. But first...
[ But first??? She quickly turns to the seller with her wallet in hand. ]
I'd like to buy this and Would You Still Love Me If I Were A Worm.
[ The stall owner gives the couple a strange look before shrugging her shoulders and handing Yoimiya her desired R18 doujins. Purchase acquired! ]
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But first...what?]
Huh?!
[It's in slow mo, he's literally watching her buy that copy of what's clearly Tartaglia smut and then she's buying another one he hadn't seen before too! His jaw drops for a second, his brain is doing its best to catch up with what's happening right in front of him and it's too late for him to stop her...]
You're buying them?!
[It never occurred to him that she'd want to own porn of her own boyfriend, he can get naked for her anytime she wants at home, but? But???? Should he feel flattered or??????]
Y-Yoimiya...!
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Didn't you say that you don't know much about it? Well! What better way to get to the bottom of this mystery than to purchase one ourselves and research it?
[ LISTEN!! It makes sense in her head... okay, she does admittedly want to buy porn of her boyfriend because the first one she read did get her a bit hot and bothered. BUT HER POINT STILL STANDS!!!! The stall owner gives her the books in a plastic sack and with a newfound determination, Yoimiya is ready to roll out. ]
Let's go to that private place you were suggesting! We can read together and figure out what's going on.
[ Everything spewing out of her mouth is sounding more and more sus by the second. There are definitely a few onlookers who are becoming less confused and more judgemental. What a weird couple... ]
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Well, it's too late now anyway, the books are bought and paid for and there's no way he's going to sway her out of this now. He suspects that her motivations might half be to figure out why they exist in the first place, but he's also pretty sure that she just wants to have her own personal smut of him regardless. He raises an eyebrow at her before sighing.
This is a rollercoaster he is not going to be able to get off of now that Yoimiya's involved, is he?]
Read together, [he echoes, with a lot less enthusiasm than what Yoimiya just used for that statement. But he is ready to get the hell out of there now, joining her to leave as fast as possible before the stares get even weirder.]
I think you've got some ulterior motives here, miss.
[She's so sus!!!!]
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For poor Ajax, dealing with this must be more exhausting than any fight he's been in. Yoimiya simply nods with a bright smile, paying no mind to the lack of enthusiasm in his voice because it's too late to go back now. People are still giving them funny looks so it's definitely time to exit stage left before they're kicked out of their own festival. She strides, far, far away from the crowd as possible, leading him to a quiet part of the park with a bench they can relax on. ]
Hehe, maybe I do, maybe I don't.
[ What's wrong with a girl wanting to indulge in porn featuring her boyfriend??? hsaioghag ]
But from the way I heard your stutters as you approached me, I have a feeling you haven't told me everything, mister.
[ She's not the only one acting sus!!! While Yoimiya isn't the brightest crayon in the box, she knows her boyfriend well enough to know that his rare moment of stuttering meant he was nervous. ]
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Okay, okay, I'll come clean. I knew about the books...they're called 'doujin' or something of the like. They're often fanmade, but I never thought fans would ever take it this far...
[Because he doesn't live online or in fandom circles!!! When does a Harbinger have time (or the interest really) for that????]
I didn't even know I had fans until the festival. I walked into a booth and found them completely by accident, and the problem is that they're everywhere. I'd spend the entire festival trying to find all of them and disposing of them.
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Doujin, huh? Sounds like an Inazuman word I know. It's like a gathering of people who share the same interest kinda like a 'clique'. So I guess in this case, you're the shared interest.
[ She has some questions that Ajax himself most likely doesn't have the answer for but one thing's for sure, looks like her boyfriend has amassed some adoring... and degenerate fans LOL. It's easy to see why he's so popular... handsome, charismatic, a powerful fighter, fun personality, the Tartaglia fandom has great taste. ]
You know, probably would have saved you a whole lot of embarrassment if you just told me from the start.
[ Winking his direction, she reaches over to give him a gentle BOOP on the nose with her index finger. Silly Ajax. ]
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Hey...
[He closes his eyes tightly on a simple reflex to the boop to his nose, sighing once he opens them again. Yeah, it probably would've been better if he just told her right away, but he was hoping she wouldn't find them.]
I wasn't sure what to do. This feels like it should be illegal, honestly.
[But the damage is done and if he's being honest, they kind of flattered him by the way they drew him...sweats]
So, are we going to 'do some research' here, or not...
[He looks down at the bag in her hands with the two books in them. He still can't believe she bought porn of him but he guesses he sort of understands, and she's the only one he'd want to be looking at it anyway.]
cw: dick talk.... drags hands across face
Yeah! If we do some investigating, we might be able to find the artist and give them a stern talking to.
[ This man has been going through it today, Yoimiya feels sorry for him but she's determined to get to the bottom of this mystery to protect her boyfriend's dignity. So without further delay, she pulls the books out of the bag and opens the first one Ajax unfortunately caught her reading. ]
Wow...
[ The 'plot' of Can this possibly fit? is nothing short of lewd and ridiculous. Yoimiya is in awe as she flips through each page, the art is surprisingly pretty good, there's no denying she's really enjoying seeing a naked Ajax. (The real one will always be the best! ♡) There's something that's been catching her attention since the beginning, so much so, that she points it out... literally, with her finger on the page. ]
Ajax! I can't believe they drew your dick so accurately. It's just the right girth, length, and everything.
[ SHE SOUNDS WAY TOO IMPRESSED OVER HIS DOUJIN DICK ]
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He sighs in resignation and looks at the book she plucks from her bag, opening it to reveal all sorts of very lewd and vulgar pictures drawn of him. Objectively, it looks really good. The artist did an incredible job of drawing him, he'll give them that- but the positions they put him in, it makes his face run a deep red, especially the way they draw his expressions...does he really make faces like that during sex? He doesn't ever remember crying during it.
Tartaglia looks over to Yoimiya's growing eyes as she points to his dick specifically, and he swears he can feel his face burn a little brighter as she says it. He noticed, from his own encounter, that they seem to have a good idea of what his dick looks like and he's not entirely happy about it...]
Yoimiya...
[His lips thin as he looks at her, but at the same time, she does really, really like his dick.]
Focus, okay? You can have fun with the real thing later, we're supposed to be getting to the bottom of this.
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Aw, she wanted to do more research on his doujin dick. :c But then he promises her the real deal and she lights up like she's about ready to receive the best Christmas present ever. This is the face of a gal who really, really, really likes her boyfriend's dick and wants to get taken to pound town.......
So focus she does indeed! Her poor sweet boyfriend is growing redder than a tomato, so it's best to move on and spare him what little embarrassment he has left. (if there is any) She flips through each page, admiring— INVESTIGATING everything in great detail. It's actually pretty impressive how close the artist got with his expressions, with the exception of crying, she's pretty sure Ajax has never shed a tear during sex. If Yoimiya had to critique one thing, it'd be to make his face a little more devilishly handsome. ]
Hmmm, have you noticed anything in particular about this? [ Y'know, aside from the ~*PORN*~. ] I don't know anyone who draws this well, the art is really high quality.
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I don't think admiring the art itself is going to reveal any secrets or answers, [he replies, reaching over as he takes the cover of the book and flips it shut to reveal the art and something of interest on it.]
Rather, usually authors like to put their names right on it...just like right here.
[He points to the artist's name, or rather, their online username, printed on it.]
I don't think you had to necessarily buy this in order to find out who created it.
[Looks at her! Yoimiya! He knows you bought it because you wanted to see porn of him!]
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